i took a dump, and it kinda reminded me of kev.

This morning, while shitting my colon out of my ass, I was reminded of Kev and how much of a tard he is. Back when we were kids, he was normal, but then he started eating paintchips. I would slap him in the face with a brick and say, "hey kev, you fucking retard. why the fuck are you eating paintchips?" That motherfucker would stare back at me and drool with this wry grin on his retarded face. I think that's what made him a flaming homosexual. it has to be the paintchips. my brother kev is getting famous on the internet. so famous that he almost stopped blogging for 12 hours. it was a new tard record. corky would be proud. also, he has starred in a few movies since I last posted. I'll show you these movies over the next few posts. but back to the topic at hand. tardery. kev like horses, and they like him. I caught him in thne stable once rear-ending it with a stallion named 'muscles'. I couldn't believe how much of that horses cock would fit in kev ass, but it did. and he took it like a champ. Just like my great grandad earl. He took horse cockery to a whole new level making our family the talk of the town.

but that's enough for now.

bevkrock. out.