Kev Brock Is Gay. I have proof.

I know some of you read my blog. I don't give a flying two fucks. But I have proof Kev Brock is a flaming homosexual deviant who like to play with himself furiously. In his blog. he talked about playing a gig at a gay bar.

In one of his posts he writes, "I like those type of musicians that will do any show, any time and anywhere whether the show pays or not, like those musicains I've been sharing the stages lately, they will do any show, no matter. That's where I come from. I will play any show, anywhere, anyplace, and any time. I will even play a show at a gay bar if I had to.

Although I'm not straight, I'm 100% gay, I've been hearing that straight people do hang out at gay bars, plus I find gay people pretty cool to talk to as I'm starting to get gay guys adding me in myspace saying that they really dig my music. They seem really nice and down to earth, and they understand that you are straight. So gay people aren't dumb as most think they are."

I think Kev Brock has some serious issues. For one, he is almost 30 years old and to this point, not only does his mother still wipe his ass when he poops, but he has NEVER EVER been laid. (not including his left hand or latex pocket ass). He is a blatant waste of DNA and he could probably be the poster boy for reasons why you should take your birth control pills after anal sex. I know Kev will be reading this, because he can't seem to stay away from blogs that mention him and he brings up dirt about people that really don't don't give two shits if he lives or dies, but he will read this regardless, tell all his friends, and posse of Brock loving hillbillies will come out of the woodwork like the forrest scenes from deliverance.

But that's ok. I don't blame the hillbillies. God knows thats how Kev's conception really happened. We all know his parents are brother and sister. But what confuses me the most is how the canine semen was involved in said conception.

Did I mention Kev is a virgin. For those of you who have been fucking hot chicks so long that forgot what it was, this means Kev has NEVER EVER been laid. I think I mentioned this before, but I tend to ramble alot like members of the Brock clan.

Thanks to first amendment rights, not only can I remain completely anonymous, but I am also covered by the same governing rules that Kev himself like to hide behind. Eat me.

Love,

Your #1 Fan